Breaking Dawn

Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


Jacob's POV BORED ME No offense. I'm on Team Jacob too.



Bella and Edward got married. The honeymoon scene is like, what? His fingers are patched into her body with black and blue? That's totally creepy. And a round of applause for EDWARD'S SELF-CONTROL.



Then, she's pregnant. Ohhh... there's the twist.

Rosalie is on her side. Edward is a DEAD-MAN. Jacob is PROTECTING HER and IS STILL IN LOVE.



Bella turned into a vampire finally and a new born girl is born.

The Volturi is going to KILL RENESMEE thinking that she's a newborn so the Cullen's moved to protect her along with the wolves/ the revelation on the so called SHAPESHIFTERS.



Many other vampires stand on the Cullen's side and THE VOLTURI were outnumbered.

Alice brought someone like Renesmee to prove that she won't become a threat to their family.

Bella has a special power, of course, THE SHIELD. :PP Which save all of them from DEATH in the hands of Chelsea, Jane and Alec.

THE VOLTURI returned at Italy because they don't have enough EVIDENCE and THEY know that they would be defeated by the Cullen's and the other vampires and shapeshifters.



And they live happily ever after. Oh, and Jacob imprints on our NESSIE..



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Eclipse

Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


Well, on this one they're ALREADY TOGETHER AND UNBREAKABLE

(sighs)What to say?



So, Victoria is on the go to KILL OUR PRECIOUS BELLA so EVERYONE allied together to protect her and the other humans. (everyone is the werewolves and vampires)



Jacob repeatedly tells Bella that HE LOVES HER and that HE KNOWS THAT she LOVES HIM TOO. That one came it to be true but it isn't enough for Bella to choose Jake over Edward.



I like the part when Bella punched Jake in the face and she was... "OUCH!" I laugh there. :D



And Emmett's "Fall again, Bella?"

Bella: "No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face. That one is totally hilarious.



Anyway, THE BIG FIGHT having few injuries on Edward's side is totally boring. I mean, they were almost 20 vampires and they're like 6 vampires and werewolves who just learned how to tackle newborns and only Jazz and Jake who are injured. It would've been more fun if there were more. I'm not a sadist



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New Moon

New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


Papercut That's the reason Edward left Bella. :D



So, let's start when Edward left Bella so she's been depressed and like a zombie for FAR TOO LONG that even I can't handle.



She takes risks like motorcycles. That's where she USES Jacob.

Jacob is REALLY CUTE back here. I mean totally cute like a best friend, of course.



They become CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE FRIENDS and suddenly, Jake distances around Bella. AGAIN? Why is everybody doing that? She founds out she's a wolf. Ohh,, that is so DAMN AWESOME but the thing is, why does Bella have to think that he is a KILLER? Huh!



Misunderstanding and Edward throws himself at the Volturi. Then Bella rescues him and they are together again. (sighs)



THIS BOOK IS MORE LIKE a BELLA AND JACOB thing.



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